If You're Going Through Difficult Times Today,

Barring A Miracle, The Family That Has Existed Since Antiquity Will Likely Crumble, Presaging The Fall Of Western Civilization Itself. This Is A Time For Concerted Prayer, Divine Wisdom And Greater Courage Than We Have Ever Been Called Upon To Exercise.

Some Strong-willed Children Absolutely Demand To Be Spanked, And Their Wishes Should Be Granted. Two Or Three Stinging Strokes On The Legs Or Buttocks With A Switch Are Usually Sufficient To Emphasize The Point, 'you Must Obey Me.'

Real Crying Usually Lasts Two Minutes Or Less, But May Continue For Five. After That Point, The Child Is Merely Complaining... I Would Require Him To Stop The Protest Crying, Usually By Offering Him A Little More Of Whatever Caused The Original Tears.

It Is Impossible To Overstate The Need For Prayer In The Fabric Of Family Life.

The Final Heartbeat For The Christian Is Not The Mysterious Conclusion To A Meaningless Existence. It Is, Rather, The Grand Beginning To A Life That Will Never End.