If You're Famous Enough, The Rules Don't

Celebrity Is The Religion Of Our Time.

The Mayans Were Right, As It Turns Out, When They Predicted The World Would End In 2012. It Was Just A Select World: The G.o.p. Universe Of Arrogant, Uptight, Entitled, Bossy, Retrogressive White Guys. [...] Instead Of Smallpox, Plagues, Drought And Conquistadors, The Republican Decline Will Be Traced To A Stubborn Refusal To Adapt To A World Where Poor People And Sick People And Black People And Brown People And Female People And Gay People Count.

Women Have Become So Obsessed With Not Withering, They've Forgotten That There Are Infinite Ways To Be Beautiful.

Zingers Should Glow With Intelligence As Well As Drip With Contempt.

It Takes A Lot Of Adrenaline And Fear To Make Me Actually Write.