If You're A Strong Female, You Don't

In Case You're Wondering Whether I Lip Synch, The Answer Is No... People Think So Because I Sound So Good.

Everybody Always Laughs Because I Feel So Much More Comfortable With, Like, A Giant Paper Bag On My Whole Body And Paint On My Face. Sometimes I Try Really Hard To Take It All Off. But Inevitably What's Underneath Is Still Not A Straight Edge. And I Don't Think It Ever Will Be.

Glam Culture Is Ultimately Rooted In Obsession, And Those Of Us Who Are Truly Devoted And Loyal To The Lifestyle Of Glamour Are Masters Of Its History. Or, To Put It More Elegantly, We Are Librarians.

Friendship Is Only Friendship When It Is Real. Passionate And Relentless. Forgiving And Joyful. Don't Forget Today To Have Real Moments With Your Friends. Not A Text, Or A Tweet, An Instagram-- That's All Deceit. Hold Real Hands, Kiss Genuine Lips, Be A Truly Strong Human Force.

I Was So Ashamed Of Who I Was.