If You're A Good Composer, You Steal

To Be A Success As A Broadway Composer, You Must Be Jewish Or Gay. I'm Both.

A Liberal Is A Man Or A Woman Or A Child Who Looks Forward To A Better Day, A More Tranquil Night, And A Bright, Infinite Future.

The Second Fiddle. I Can Get Plenty Of First Violinists, But To Find Someone Who Can Play The Second Fiddle With Enthusiasm

Wine Snobbery, Of Course, Is Part Showmanship, Part Sophistication, Part Knowledge, And Part Bluff

Conducting Is Like Making Love To A Hundred People At The Same Time.