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Has The Pope Questioned The Faith Of Any Communist Leaders? He Spends A Lot Of Time In Communist Countries.

Really Think Hard About What You Want To Do, Because When You're Doing What You Want To Do Is Probably When You'll Be Doing Your Best. And Pray It Is Not A Hobby So They'll Pay You For It.

I Love This. "of Course I Trust The President." Two Days Ago, Nancy Pelosi Hated Donald Trump! She's Out There Saying The Most Despicable, Horrible Things In The World About The Guy. She Trusts Him Now, And I'm Sure You Trumpists Think That's 'cause Trump Is So Clever And He Makes Everybody Like Him.

You Know, I'm The Mayor Of Realville. I'm Mr. Literal. And I Never Saw The Benefit Of Complaining And Whining And Moaning. I Don't Complain And Whine And Moan Anyway, And I Don't Deal Well With People That Do. I Don't Know How To React To Complaining, Other Than Say, "oh, Gee, I'm Sorry." I Don't Know How To React To Whining And Moaning. It Kind Of Bothers Me. So I Don't Do It Myself. Lord Knows, I Got All Kinds Of Things. I Could Spend The Rest Of This Week Whining And Moaning If You Wanted Me To About Things. I Just Don't.

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