If Your Computer Speaks English, It Was

In English Every Word Can Be Verbed. Would That It Were So In Our Programming Languages.

We Are On The Verge: Today Our Program Proved Fermat's Next-to-last Theorem.

You Can Measure A Programmer's Perspective By Noting His Attitude On The Continuing Vitality Of Fortran.

Every Reader Should Ask Himself Periodically “toward What End, Toward What End?”—but Do Not Ask It Too Often Lest You Pass Up The Fun Of Programming For The Constipation Of Bittersweet Philosophy.

Because Of Its Vitality, The Computing Field Is Always In Desperate Need Of New Cliches: Banality Soothes Our Nerves.