If You Would Keep Your Secret From

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away.

Those Who Are Content Have Enough; Those That Complain, Have Too Much.

Drink Does Not Drown Care, But Waters It, And Makes It Grow Faster.

I Wish The Bald Eagle Had Not Been Chosen As The Representative Of Our Country; He Is A Bird Of Bad Moral Character; Like Those Among Men Who Live By Sharping And Robbing, He Is Generally Poor, And Often Very Lousy. The Turkey Is A Much More Respectable Bird, And Withal A True Original Native Of America.

All Who Think Cannot But See There Is A Sanction Like That Of Religion Which Binds Us In Partnership In The Serious Work Of The World.