If You Would Be Accounted Great By

Truth Is So Good A Thing That Falsehood Can Not Afford To Be Without It.

Elector, N. One Who Enjoys The Sacred Privilege Of Voting For The Man Of Another Man's Choice.

Hurricane, N. An Atmospheric Demonstration Once Very Common But Now Generally Abandoned For The Tornado And Cyclone. The Hurricane Is Still In Popular Use In The West Indies And Is Preferred By Certain Old- Fashioned Sea-captains.

I Never Said All Democrats Were Saloonkeepers. What I Said Was That All Saloonkeepers Are Democrats.

Apothecary, N. The Physician's Accomplice, Undertaker's Benefactor And Grave Worm's Provider