If You Want To Make People Laugh,

When A Man Is In Love Very Little Is Enough To Throw Him Into Despair And As Little To Enhance His Joy To The Utmost.

The Same Principle That Forbids Me To Lie Does Not Allow Me To Tell The Truth.

The Pleasure I Gave My Lovers Was A Four Fifth Of The Pleasure I Experienced.

If You Have Not Done Things Worthy Of Being Written About, At Least Write Things Worthy Of Being Read.

Cultivating Whatever Gave Pleasure To My Senses Was Always The Chief Business Of My Life; I Have Never Found Any Occupation More Important. Feeling That I Was Born For The Sex Opposite Mine, I Have Always Loved It And Done All That I Could To Make Myself Loved By It. I Have Also Been Extravagantly Fond Of Good Food And Irresistibly Drawn By Anything Which Could Excite Curiosity.