If You Want To Make People Laugh,

I Am Writing My Life To Laugh At Myself, And I Am Succeeding.

I Loved, I Was Loved, My Health Was Good, I Had A Great Deal Of Money, And I Spent It, I Was Happy And I Confessed It To Myself.

The Man Who Seeks To Educate Himself Must First Read And Then Travel In Order To Correct What He Has Learned.

I Learned Very Early That Our Health Is Always Impaired By Some Excess Either Of Food Or Abstinence, And I Never Had Any Physician Except Myself.

Thence, I Suppose, My Natural Disposition To Make Fresh Acquaintances, And To Break With Them So Readily, Although Always For A Good Reason, And Never Through Mere Fickleness.