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Everyone Hates A Martyr; It's No Wonder Martyrs Were Burned At The Stake.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.

Love Affairs Have Always Greatly Interested Me, But I Do Not Greatly Care For Them In Books Or Moving Pictures. In A Love Affair, I Wish To Be The Hero, With No Audience Present.

When I Get Hold Of A Book I Particularly Admire, I Am So Enthusiastic That I Loan It To Someone Who Never Brings It Back.

Financial Sense Is Knowing That Certain Men Will Promise To Do Certain Things, And Fail.