I Can Do More Than Just Stand-up

There Were Times, Earlier In My Career, Where I Didn't Have The Wherewithal To Self-edit, And I Probably Said Things And Pushed The Limits To Places Where People Might Be Put Off. But That's Truly Part Of Developing As An Artist.

I Always Thought That If I Got No Love At All Early In My Standup Career, Or I Was God Awful, I Thought I'd Get Into Psychology.

My Fam Is Just A Regular Family. But All Of Them Have Great Senses Of Humor.

I Once Overheard The Sweetest Old Woman Behind Me On A Train Tell Her Adorable Old Husband As He Scoffed Down A Ham Sandwich She Had Brought Along, "if You Ever Yell At Me To "stop Bringing A Ham Sandwich With Me Every Where We Go" Again? Next Time I'm Bringing A Gun. And I'm Blowing Your God Damn Head Off."

I Saw A Young Boy Eating An Ice Cream Cone, ... I Smashed It In His Face. You Know That Kid Is Going To Remember Me When He's 50.