I Can Do More Than Just Stand-up

When You See Somebody Walking Down The Street Wearing A Superman T-shirt, You Just Want To Shoot Them In The Chest ... When They Start To Bleed Go, I Guess Not

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.

I Don't Like When Juice Wears Tights, Its A Horrible Combination When Juice Wears Tights.

It's Hard Dealing With Day To Day Disappointments And Feeling Like You Can't Find Success. Especially When Your Best Friend Is Pixar.

I Grew Up Very Self-loathing. I Was A Phobic. I Had Anxiety. I Had Panic Attacks.