If You Want To Get An Audience

You've Got To Be Stupid To Heckle Me - I Am Very Equipped To Win.

He Smiles So Much, I Don't Think He Has A Central Nervous System.

They've Gotta Stop Reporting Wind Chill. That's Nonsense. It Really Is. I Don't Know Where They Came Up With It, Why They Came Up With It, But It's A Lie. They Come On, "well, It's 27 Degrees Today, But With The Wind Chill, It's Minus 3." Well, Then It's Minus 3, Asshole! I Don't Need To Know What The Weather Was Like If The Conditions Were Perfect!

North Korea Is The Country That The Monkeys In The Wizard Of Oz Came From.

Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourettes'.