If You Want Sex, Have An Affair.

Hooliganism Incarnate, A Walking, Talking, Screaming, Squawking Metaphor For What's Wrong With Young People Today.

Presley Sounded Like Jayne Mansfield Looked - Blowsy And Loud And Low.

Prostitution Is The Supreme Triumph Of Capitalism. When The Sex War Is Won Prostitutes Should Be Shot As Collaborators For Their Terrible Betrayal Of All Women, For The Moral Tarring And Feathering They Give Indigenous Women Who Have Had The Bad Luck To Live In What They Make Their Humping Ground.

As I Get Older I Think, Contrary To Modern Assumption But In Line With The Old Lerner And Lowe Song, That It Would Actually Benefit Both Them And Society If - To Quote Professor Higgins - A Woman Could Be More Like A Man.

Grooming Oneself With All The Crazed Compulsion Of An Under-exercised Lab Rat In Order To Hook A Rich Man And Obtain A Lush Lifestyle Makes A Certain (albeit Seedy) Sense.