If You Wanna Give Me An Award,

I Kept Saying That I'd Never Live In L.a., And I Didn't Think I Would. But That's Where The Work Is, And I Ended Up Making A Lot Of Friends There, And My Old Friends Moved Out To Los Angeles Too. And Also, I Think When You're Famous, Its Hard To Live In A Small Town.

Well, Acting Itself Is A Form Of Rebellion, Always. Getting Up There In Front Of People, Telling Stories - You're Kind Of Going Against The Grain To Begin With, Wanting To Do That, Don't You Think? Why Else Would You Do It? Except Maybe As Kind Of A Way To Affirm Your Very Existence.

These People Say Free Markets Are The Way To Go, But Wink, Wink, The Markets Aren't Really Free. They're Just A Protectionist Racket, And We Have To Pay For It All On Every Level. It's Really Quite Extraordinary, And Immoral, And Illegal. These Things Need To Be Named, And Shamed, And Outed, And Mocked, And Prosecuted.

Usually I Do Everything Reverse. I Practice Something In Movies And Then I Try It In Real Life.

Death Is A Billion-dollar Business. They Can't Even Pass A Law Where It Takes Seven Days To Get A Gun. Why Don't You Have To Go Through The Same Kind Of Screening You Do To Get A Driver's License? It's Totally Insane.