If You Use A Cell Phone -

If Someone Hacks Your Password, You Can Change It - As Many Times As You Want. You Can’t Change Your Fingerprints. You Have Only Ten Of Them. And You Leave Them On Everything You Touch; They Are Definitely Not A Secret.

There Is - I Mean - I Found Early In Life That Righteous Indignation Is A Little Off-putting, And So I Try To Couch It With Humor.

To Ask Whether The Mainstream Media Has A Conservative Or Liberal Bias Is Like Asking Whether Al-qaida Uses Too Much Oil In Their Hummus. It's - I Think They Might Use Too Much Oil In Their Hummus - But It's The Wrong Question.

Harvard's Kennedy School Of Government Asked Me To Serve As A Fellow At Its Shorenstein Center On The Press, Politics, And Public Policy. After My Varied And Celebrated Career In Television, Movies, Publishing, And The Lucrative World Of Corporate Speaking, Being A Fellow At Harvard Seemed, Frankly, Like A Step Down.

The Reason I Wrote Political Satire Was Because I Thought It - Politics - Was Important... That Public Policy Was Important. Then I Transitioned Into Books, Then Into Radio.