If You Think Squash Is A Competitive

There Is No Such Thing As A Good Script, Onlya Good Film, And I'm Conscious That My Scripts Often Read Better Than They Play.

Life Is Generally Something That Happens Elsewhere.

Definition Of A Classic: A Book Everyone Is Assumed To Have Read And Often Thinks They Have.

But Most Men Regard Their Life As A Poem That Women Threaten. They May Not Have Two Spondees To Rub Together But They Still Want To Pen Their Saga Untrammelled By Life-threatening Activities Like Trailing Round Sainsbury's, Emptying The Dishwasher Or Going To The Nativity Play.

Nature Played A Cruel Trick On Her By Giving Her A Waxed Mustache.