If You Think Hitting 40 Is Liberating,

I Look Like A Duck. It's The Way My Mouth Curls Up, Or My Nose Tilts Up. I Should Have Played Howard The Duck.

Where I Came From, The Idea Of Going Into Show Business Was Just Ridiculous; In Fact I Didn't Tell Anybody Because I Knew People Would Laugh At Me. So I Sort Of Snuck Around And Got Some Pictures And Got A Resume Together And, Of Course, Lied And Said I Did All Kinds Of Things I Didn't Do.

Just When You Think You've Got Your Kids Figured Out, They Change On You. For Somebody Who's Controlling, You Can't Control It. Of Course, I Don't Think I'm Controlling, But That's What I've Been Told!

It Never Occurs To Me That I'd Be Intimidating To Anybody. Maybe I Should Consider That.

Women Are Brought Up To Think It's Acceptable To Pay Attention To Their Faces. Men Translate Their Discomfort Into Their Behavior.