If You Survive Long Enough, You're Revered

Trying To Be Fascinating Is An Asinine Position To Be In.

I Would Have Made A Terrible Parent. The First Time My Child Didn't Do What I Wanted, I'd Kill Him.

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Everyone Thought I Was Bold And Fearless And Even Arrogant, But Inside I Was Always Quaking.

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