If You Say You're Not A Feminist,

I Could Never Make A Joke About Somebody Unless I Could Say It To Their Face And They'd Laugh.

I Love Heavily Tattooed Women. I Imagine Their Lives Are Filled With Sensuality And Excess, Madness And Generosity, Impulsive Natures And Fights. They Look Like They Have Endured Much Pain And Sadness, Yet Have The Ability To Transcend All Of It By Documenting It On The Body

I Am In Love With Counting Crows. It Is So Manly And American.

I Think It Is Time For All Babies To Let Us Know Who They Want For President.

Comedy Is A Noble Art. And Every Comedian Who Does Anything Is Serving A Noble Purpose.