If You Really Wanted To Mess Me

You Just Have To Smile And Take It, Otherwise It Would Drive You Mad.

You'll Remember Someone Who Broke Your Heart, And You'll Think To Yourself, 'oh Yes, I Remember How That Feels.' But You Can't.

I Hate Time. It Never Does What You Want It To.

It's Often The Way That People Who Take Their Work Seriously Laugh At Stupid Jokes; It's As If They Are Under-humored And, As A Consequence, Suffer From Premature Laugh-ejaculation.

The Trouble With History Is That There Are Too Many People Involved