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If Dolphins Are So Intelligent, How Come They Ain't Got Walkmans?

People Think I Hate The Royal Family, But That's Not True.

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I Don't Believe In Pets. I Like Animals To Be Wild And Free. But I Can Sit And Watch An Ant Run Up And Down The Floor For Hours. I Use A Magnifying Glass To Look At The Beautiful Shape Of The Thing.

Records Were Vitally Important To The Development Of Music And Of All Music Cultures. With That Being Pushed By The Wayside, I Can't See An Ipod Uniting Us. In Fact It Separates Us, The Streets Are Full Of People Bumping Into Lamp Posts, Listening To Their Own Little Universe, And There's No Sharing In That.