If You Only Ever Heard Lady Gaga,

When I Think Of Invention, I Always Think Of America. You're Always Seeing Ads: 'have You Got The Next Big Idea?' There Seems To Be That Spirit In America Of Inventions And Inventors.

I Think Of Stress As The Creator Of Cancer And Heart Attacks, Like A Tiny Little Ball You Feed. I Believe That One Of The Reasons I've Never Got Ill Is That I'm Not Stressed.

I've Never Liked The Idea You Have To Be A Certain Age To Be A Pop Star. I Like The Idea That Anybody Can Enter, Anybody Can Compete.

Music Should Always Be Polarizing. What One Person Likes, Somebody Else Hates. And I Hate That Kind Of Snobbery In Pop Music. The Fact That So Many People Are Getting Upset Over This One Song Is Hysterical. And If People Like It, That's Great.

When I Was Young And We Got Caught Pinching Apples, We Got A Smack From The Local Policeman. Today If That Happened He Would Be Sued. There Is A Tendency To Punish The Victim, Not The Criminal. If Someone Broke Into My House Or My Mum's House, I Worry That The Burglar Has More Rights Than Me.