If You Never Budge, Don't Expect A

Personal & Confidential. Letters So Marked Should Be. When The Contents Are Only Printed Matter, Though, The Minifrauder Succeeds In Sowing Illwill & Ire.

We'd All Like To Be Taken For What We'd Like To Be.

Speaking Of Birthdays, Our Firstborn [recently Turned 2]. As Parents Sometimes Fondly Do, We Reminisced A Bit About His Early Days On Earth-the Excitement, The Wonder, The Fears When We Brought Him Home. His Every Squeak Or Squawk We Were Sure Heralded Some Terrible Crisis; I Tested The Warmth Of Formulas From Dusk To Dawn, It Seemed. We Were So Germ-conscious My Wife Even Sterilized The Skin Of The Oranges Before Squeezing Them. How Firstborns Ever Survive Their Parents' Attentions Is Beyond Me. However, They Do, And He Did, And, In Spite Of Our Efforts, He Turned Out To Be Quite A Good Guy.

A Man Can't Do More Than He Can - But He Can At Least Do That Much.

You're Fortunate When You Can Afford To Be Virtuous.