If You Mean To Profit, Learn To

Fool Beckons Fool, And Dunce Awakens Dunce.

Old Age, A Second Child, By Nature Curst With More And Greater Evils Than The First, Weak, Sickly, Full Of Pains: In Ev'ry Breath Railing At Life, And Yet Afraid Of Death.

Fashion--a Word Which Knaves And Fools May Use, Their Knavery And Folly To Excuse.

A Joke's A Very Serious Thing.

Constant Attention Wears The Active Mind, Blots Out Our Pow'rs, And Leaves A Blank Behind.