If You Love Living, You Try To

Whatever Happens, Never Happens By Itself.

What In Heaven's Name Is Strange About A Grandmother Dancing Nude? I'll Bet Lots Of Grandmothers Do It.

Beauty Comes From Within; A Greedy, Avaricious, Gossipy Woman Cannot Be Beautiful.

I Like Boys. I Am Not Foreign; I Was Born And Raised In Hickory County, Mo.

I Haven't Been Out Of Work Since The Day I Took My Pants Off.