If You Like The Stuff I Do,

I'm Always Surprised When The Corporate World Does Stupid Things, Because They're Often Not Very Stupid In Hindsight.

You Don't Have Freedom Unless You Have The Freedom To Do Stupid Self-destructive Things.

A Joke Is A Way To Say, 'i'm Going To Do Something Funny Now. If I Don't Get A Laugh At The End, I'm A Failure.'

Jay-z, He Knows Precisely Who He's Going For - 14-year-old White Suburban Girls.

I Didn't Learn Fire-eating To Conquer My Fears. I Learned Fire-eating Because I Desperately Wanted To Be In Show Business.