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I Love The Beginning Of Magnolia, The Thing About The Dealer. That Scene Is Genius. Brilliantly Acted.

I'm Glad That That Era Of Stand-up Is Over, Because I Think It Adversely Affected A Lot Of People Who Could Have Been Really, Really Great Comedians. Because They Unconsciously Or Subconsciously Stifled Their Wild Impulses, And Were Thinking About The Five Clean Minutes For The Tonight Show, Or The 20-minute Sitcom Pitch As A Stand-up Act.

Wars Are Usually Really Popular With People That Aren't Gonna Be Affected By Them. 'cause It's Just Entertainment, And It's Just Weird, Like, "well, We've Got To Show The World That We're Strong." No We Don't. And By The Way, That Has Nothing To Do With You. Why Are You Equating Yourself With That&#array; You Know What I Mean?

Having Enough Money Has To Go Hand In Hand With Living In A Way That You're Not Being A Slave To Your Possessions.

90% Of Every Art Form Is Garbage - Dance And Stand-up, Painting And Music. Focus On The 10% That's Good, Suck It Up, And Drive On.