If You Have To Resort To Violence,

My Dear Girl, There Are Some Things That Just Aren't Done, Such As Drinking Dom Perignon '53 Above The Temperature Of 38 Degrees Fahrenheit. That's Just As Bad As Listening To The Beatles Without Earmuffs!

Be Careful What You Shoot At . . . Most Things In Here Don't React Too Well To Bullets.

The Terrible Beauty Is That In The Brotherhood Of Golf We Are All The Same - Certifiable.

I Am Not An Englishman, I Was Never An Englishman, And I Don't Ever Want To Be One. I Am A Scotsman! I Was A Scotsman And I Will Always Be One.

The Knighthood I Received Was A Fantastic Honour But It's Not Something I've Ever Used And I Don't Think I Ever Will.