If You Have No Enemies, You Have

When The Idea Came Up, (newman's Own) I Said, "are You Crazy? Stick My Face On The Label Of Salad Dressing?" And Then, Of Course, We Got The Whole Idea Of Exploitation And How Circular It Is. Why Not, Really, Go To The Fullest Length, And The Silliest Length, In Exploiting Yourself And Turn The Proceeds Back To The Community?

Sometimes Nothin' Can Be A Real Cool Hand.

I Wasn't Running Toward The Theater But Running Away From The Sporting Goods Store. Of Course Now That I'm Selling Spaghetti Sauce (with Newman's Own), I Begin To Understand The Romance Of Business.. The Allure Of Being The Biggest Fish In The Pond And The Juice You Get From Beating Out Your Competitors.

It's Absolutely Amazing That I Survived All The Booze And Smoking And The Cars And The Career.

I'm A Supporter Of Gay Rights. And Not A Closet Supporter Either. From The Time I Was A Kid, I Have Never Been Able To Understand Attacks Upon The Gay Community. There Are So Many Qualities That Make Up A Human Being... By The Time I Get Through With All The Things That I Really Admire About People, What They Do With Their Private Parts Is Probably So Low On The List That It Is Irrelevant.