If You Have Been Sunned Through And

[to Jean Harlow, Who Repeatedly Mispronounced Her First Name:] No, No, Jean. The T Is Silent, As In Harlow.

[on Spiritualism:] I Always Knew The Living Talked Rot, But It's Nothing To The Rot The Dead Talk.

The Almighty Is A Wonderful Handicapper: He Will Not Give Us Everything.

Rich Men's Houses Are Seldom Beautiful, Rarely Comfortable, And Never Original. It Is A Constant Source Of Surprise To People Of Moderate Means To Observe How Little A Big Fortune Contributes To Beauty.

My Father's Nature Turned Out No Waste Product; He Had None Of That Useless Stuff In Him That Lies In Heaps Near Factories. He Took His Own Happiness With Him.