If You Have A Truly Big Idea,

At 60 Miles An Hour The Loudest Noise In This Rolls-royce Comes From The Electric Clock.

The Best Ideas Come As Jokes. Make Your Thinking As Funny As Possible.

I Don't Believe In Tricky Advertising, I Don't Believe In Cute Advertising, I Don't Believe In Comic Advertising. The People Who Perpetrate That Kind Of Advertising Never Had To Sell Anything In Their Lives

Great Marketing Only Makes A Bad Product Fail Faster.

It Has Taken More Than A Hundred Scientists Two Years To Find Out How To Make The Product In Question; I Have Been Given Thirty Days To Create Its Personality And Plan Its Launching. If I Do My Job Well, I Shall Contribute As Much As The Hundred Scientists To The Success Of This Product.