If You Guys Are Going To Be

I Guess Because I Had Such A Horrible Life Growing Up, Going From Place To Place Not Knowing What I Was Gonna Do And Ending Up Being Homeless, There Was A Lot Of Pain And A Lot Of Anger That Was Coming Out Through My Guitar Playing.

If You Shake My Hand, Better Count Your Fingers

I Could Do Rust In Peace Again, But I Don't Want To. I Could Have Followed That Formula But, God, Why? I Would Have To Have Done So Much Heroin And Cocaine - And I Wasn't Going To. Not If I'm Paying For It!

Buckethead [former Guns N' Roses Guitarist] Is Probably Twice As Good A Guitar Player As Me And Slash Combined, And Can Stand Having Fried Chicken Rubbed Up Against His Face All Night For A Couple Of Hours.

What Do I Bring To The Democratic National Convention That Other Reporters Don't? Hair.