If You Give Up On Your Dreams,

I Don't Ever Want To Stick Myself In One Category. I Do Really Love Making Movies, But The Thing About Live Performances Is You Don't Have To Wait Around. Literally, We're Still Waiting To See What The Reaction Is To The Film, So It's A Slower Process. But It Is Enjoyable.

I'm Always Trying To Complicate Things. For Some Reason I'll Go, "well, Maybe I Can Get That In," And Stuff Like That. I Always Make It Really Hard For Myself.

I Said Yes To So Many Things, From A Sex Change To Gastric By-pass Surgery, So It's Always Paid Off For Me.

I Wrote Myself A Check For Ten Million Dollars For Acting Services Rendered And Dated It Thanksgiving 1995. I Put It In My Wallet And It Deteriorated. And Then, Just Before Thanksgiving 1995, I Found Out I Was Going To Make Ten Million Dollars For Dumb & Dumber. I Put That Check In The Casket With My Father Because It Was Our Dream Together.

150 People Die Every Year From Being Hit By Falling Coconuts. Not To Worry, Drug Makers Are Developing A Vaccine.