If You Expect Your Money To Take

I Have A Million Dollars In The Stock Market, Because If I Lose A Million Dollars, I Don't Personally Care.

The Chances Of A Bank Going Out Of Business Are Extremely Slim, But It's Always A Good Idea To Spread Around Major Sums So Every Penny Is Backed By Insurance.

I Don't Care How Far We've Come With "women's Liberation," With All These Things. In A Man's Mind, He Still Needs To Be The Support Of His Family. He Needs To Hold Up The World.

It Pays To Be A Fee Fiend.

I Grew Up Thinking That Because I Couldn't Read, I Was Stupid And Would Never Amount To Anything. I Worked My Way Through College As A Waitress And Thought I Wasn't Capable Of Doing Anything Else. My Grades In English Were Horrible, And I Barely Got Through.