If You Don't Stay In Some Days,

You Can't Be A Person And A Lady. If You're A Person, You Can Open The Damned Door Yourself.

Every Day Someone Notices Me And Waves To Me, Or Stops And Speaks To Me, Or Asks Me For An Autograph, Or Photographs Me.

It Is True That In America I've Become A National Hero, But Really I Was A Hopeless Case, That Was All.

Never Get Involved With Someone Who Wants To Change You

People Say To Me, "when Did You Come Out?" But I Was Never In! When I Was About Six, I Was Swanning Around The House In Clothes That Belonged To My Mother And My Grandmother Which I'd Found In An Attic, Saying, "i Am A Beautiful Princess!" What My Parents Thought Of This, I Don't Know. But They Bore It. And The Real Problem Was Not My Sin, But My Unemployability.