If You Don't Stay In Some Days,

I Had A Friend Who Had Two Degrees Of Being Made Up: When Invited I Would Say 'can I Make Up?' And He Would Say 'oh Yes - Tinted?', Or He Would Say, 'oh Yes - Clotted?'

You Must Stop This Interview Now As I Have Come To End Of My Personality.

When I Was Young, I Wanted To Find The Great Dark Man. When I Said That I Realise Now That People Thought That By 'dark' I Meant Black, And That By 'great' I Meant Big. Whereas I Only Meant A Strong, Mysterious Person; Someone Who Would 'take Me Away From All This.'

The Trouble With European Cities Is That They Are Drenched In Their History, Almost All Of Which Is Terrible.

I Go Wherever My Fare Is Paid.