If You Don't Like Your Job, You

Being Eaten By A Crocodile Is Just Like Going To Sleep...in A Giant Blender.

A Man Dies Still If He Has Done Nothing, As One Who Has Done Much.

Goddess-nurse Of The Young, Give Ear To My Prayer, And Grant That This Woman May Reject The Love-embraces Of Youth And Dote On Grey-haired Old Men Whose Powers Are Dulled, But Whose Hearts Still Desire.

What So Tedious As A Twice-told Tale?

It Is Equally Wrong To Speed A Guest Who Does Not Want To Go, And To Keep One Back Who Is Eager. You Ought To Make Welcome The Present Guest, And Send Forth The One Who Wishes To Go.