If You Don't Like Me, Remember It's

Things May Happen And Often Do To People As Brainy And Footsy As You

Pop Guns! And Bicycles! Roller Skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And Plums! And He Stuffed Them In Bags. Then The Grinch, Very Nimbly, Stuffed All The Bags, One By One, Up The Chimbley!

Fill Your House With Stacks Of Books, In All The Crannies And All The Nooks.

Today You Are You! That Is Truer Than True! There Is No One Alive Who Is You-er Than You!

Just Never Forget To Be Dexterous And Deft. And Never Mix Up Your Right Foot With Your Left. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And 3/4 Percent Guaranteed.)