If You Don't Know Where You're Going,

The Game Was Two Hours, With The Commercials. I Wish They Did That Now.

Laughter Is The Shock Absorber That Eases The Blows Of Life.

In Theory, Practice Should Work Like Theory. In Practice, It Doesn't.

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

If You're Feeling Good, Don't Worry. You'll Get Over It.