If You Don't Have Fun, You Don't

General, Your Tank Is A Powerful Vehicle It Smashes Down Forests And Crushes A Hundred Men. But It Has One Defect: It Needs A Driver. General, Your Bomber Is Powerful. It Flies Faster Than A Storm And Carries More Than An Elephant. But It Has One Defect: It Needs A Mechanic. General, Man Is Very Useful. He Can Fly And He Can Kill. But He Has One Defect: He Can Think.

Art Is Not A Mirror Held Up To Reality But A Hammer With Which To Shape It.

There Are Some With Brains And Some Without. It Makes For A Better Division Of Labour.

A Good Soldier Has His Heart And Soul In It. When He Receives An Order, He Gets A Hard On, And When He Drives His Lance Through His Enemy's Guts, He Comes.

In The Contradiction Lies The Hope.