If You Don't Gamble, You'll Never Win.

No Holiday Is Ever Anything But A Disappointment.

Everyone Who Wants To Do Good To The Human Race Always Ends In Universal Bullying.

Unlike The Masses, Intellectuals Have A Taste For Rationality And An Interest In Facts.

The Legs, For Example, Of That Chair--how Miraculous Their Tubularity, How Supernatural Their Polished Smoothness! I Spent Several Minutes--or Was It Several Centuries?--not Merely Gazing At Those Bamboo Legs, But Actually Being Them---or Rather Being Myself In Them; Or, To Be Still More Accurate (for "i" Was Not Involved In The Case, Nor In A Certain Sense Were "they") Being My Not-self In The Not-self Which Was The Chair.

... One Reads, Above All, To Prevent Oneself Thinking.