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Idealism Increases In Direct Proportion To One's Distance From The Problem.

Take Modern Courtships! They Resulted In The Same Thing As Under George The Second, But Took Longer To Reach It, Owing To The Motor-cycle And The Standing Lunch.

There Is One Rule For Politicians All Over The World: Don't Say In Power What You Say In Opposition; If You Do, You Only Have To Carry Out What The Other Fellows Have Found Impossible.

The French Cook; We Open Tins.

I Think The Greatest Thing In The World Is To Believe In People.