If You Do Not Live Out Your

Every Child Should Have An Occasional Pat On The Back As Long As It Is Applied Low Enough And Hard Enough.

Hearing Nuns' Confessions Is Like Being Stoned To Death With Popcorn.

As A Man Must Be Born Before He Can Begin To Lead His Physical Life, So He Must Be Born To Lead A Divine Life. That Birth Occurs In The Sacrament Of Baptism. To Survive, He Must Be Nourished By Divine Life; That Is Done In The Sacrament Of The Holy Eucharist.

Our Lord Did Not Ask Us To Give Up The Things Of Earth, But To Exchange Them For Better Things.

The Industrial And Social Injustice Of Our Era Is The Tragic Aftermath Of Democracy's Overemphasis On Freedom As The "right To Do Whatever You Please." No, Freedom Means The Right To Do What You Ought, And Ought Implies Law, And Law Implies Justice, And Justice Implies God. So Too In War, A Nation That Fights For Freedom Divorced From Justice Has No Right To War, Because It Does Not Know Why It Wants To Be Free, Or Why It Wants Anyone Else To Be Free.