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I'm Probably Slightly More Famous Than I've Been Comfortable With. Famous Enough To Have My Phone Calls Returned Is About As Famous As I Want To Be.

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As Sure As Water's Wet And Days Are Long And A Friend Will Always Disappoint You In The End.

The Best Way To Show People True Things Is From A Direction That They Had Not Imagined The Truth Coming.

I Once Read That You Die Because You See The Angel Of Death, And You Fall In Love. And You Fall In Love So Hard Your Soul Is Sucked Out Through Your Eyes, And That's The Moment Of Death. It's A Lovely, Strange Old Jewish Legend.