If You Cry When You're In Love,

It's All A Big Hoax, Honey. I Never Wrote A Song In My Life. I Get One-third Of The Credit For Recording It. It Makes Me Look Smarter Than I Am. I've Never Even Had An Idea For A Song. Just Once, Mybe.

Love Is A Thing You Never Can Share.

When I Was A Child I Was A Dreamer. I Read Comic Books, And I Was The Hero Of The Comic Book. I Saw Movies, And I Was The Hero In The Movie. So Every Dream I Have Ever Dreamed Has Come True A Thousand Times.

I Think Most People Have A Natural Instinct To Rebel.

Didja Ever Get One Of Them Girls Who Just Wants To Watch The Show?