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I Think If I'm 40, And I Don't Have Any Kids, And I'm Not Married, I Would Have A Baby Artificially Inseminated. I Would Feel Like Mary, Like Jesus Is My Baby.

I Buy Myself A Gift Every Year, So This Year I Bought Everything I Wanted.

Eww. I'm At Lunch, The Woman At The Table Next To Me Is Breast Feeding Her Baby With No Coverup.

I Think It Really Takes About 15-20 Selfies That Someone Takes On Their Phone Before They Post The Right One. There Was This Selfie That I Took Where I Was Wearing A White Bathing Suit, And It Was After I Had The Baby, And It Was A Sexy Pic. It Took About 15 Pictures To Get The One That I Posted. So You'll See All The Ones That Didn't Make It. And You'll See All My Selfies From The Past Years, Including My First-ever Selfie When I Was Four Years Old.

It's [her New House] Kind Of Like My Relationship. I'm Like Nurturing It And Like Spending A Lot Of Time There And Making Sure That Everything Is Perfect. It's Like My New Boyfriend.