If You Are Using An Adverb, You

It's A Letdown If The Comedian Doesn't Finally Actually Really Sit On His Hat.

Misprize Common Sense At Your Peril Is My Motto.

Now And Then I Become Conscious Of Having The Reputation Of Being One Of The Great Drinkers, If Not One Of The Great Drunks, Of Our Time.

If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There Is Little Point In Writing.

If There's One Word That Sums Up Everything That's Gone Wrong Since The War, It's Workshop. After Youth, That Is.