If You Are A Great Dramatic Actor

I Don't Like New Bands. I Don't Want To Be One Of Those Pathetic Old Men In Their Forties Who Knows Exactly What 18-year-olds Are Into.

What I Don't Like Is Dance Music Or Hip Hop Or Any Of That Sort Of Thing.

Big Comedy Is Good, I Like Things That Are Big, But Good Comedy Has To Be Truthful I Think And Has To Reflect Some Sort Of Reality.

I Think It's Always Funny When You See Kids Do Shakespeare. When I Was At School, I Was In Hamlet. I Played Claudius, Who's Supposed To Be A 60-year-old Man, And I Was Like 18. It's Inherently Ridiculous Seeing 18-year-old Boys With Gray Beards. That's Always Funny.

The Trick Is Always To Write In Pairs Because If At Least Two People Find It Funny, You've Immediately Halved The Odds Of It Not Being Funny.