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If You Are A Dog And Your Owner Suggests That You Wear A Sweater Suggest That He Wear A Tail.
-Fran Lebowitz
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If You Are A Dog And Your
Fran Lebowitz
If You Are A Dog And Your Owner Suggests That You Wear A Sweater Suggest That He Wear A Tail.
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