If You Always Do What Interests You,

Dressing Up Is A Bore. At A Certain Age, You Decorate Yourself To Attract The Opposite Sex, And At A Certain Age, I Did That. But I'm Past That Age.

When A Man Says He Likes A Woman In A Skirt, I Tell Him To Try One.

"isn't It Fun Getting Older?" Is Really A Terrible Fallacy. That's Like Saying I Prefer Driving An Old Car With A Flat Tire.

Acting Is A Nice Childish Profession - Pretending You're Someone Else And, At The Same Time, Selling Yourself.

I Have Many Regrets, And I'm Sure Everyone Does. The Stupid Things You Do, You Regret... If You Have Any Sense, And If You Don't Regret Them, Maybe You're Stupid.