If You Ain’t Scared… You Ain’t Human.

You Are The Shuckiest Shuck Faced Shuck In The World!

Maybe You Should Just Press The Button

I Sent A Lot Of Publishing Ideas To My Publisher, About 30 Of Them. Each Time Except 3, I Got A "rejection Letter". This Is Basically What A Rejection Letter Is Like: Hello Pathetic Moron, We Read Your Book. It Sucked. Don't Send Us Another One. If You Do, We Will Run Over Your Grandmother With A Bus. Don't Do It. From, Your Publisher

All Things Happen For A Purpose.

Such A Display Of Death - How Could It Be Considered A Victory?